The greatest feeling in the world is taking your bra off after a 12 hour shift in the summer heat.  Goodness gracious that felt good!

Apparently there's a new prank going around telling people to ask Siri about 9/11. 

I swear to god, if I get any calls for one of these idiots heads will roll. 

Stuck at the hospital with the same patient who I took for a UTI a few weeks ago. Sweet lady, asked if she could take me home with her. 

There are worse people to be stuck with. 

Oh, normal sleep schedule, why hast thou forsaken me?

First thing out of the station today, got a trip to a city about three hours today. Get back to the city, first and only call before end of shift was a chick tripping out on PCP.

Future reference\ Milk does not help PCP overdoses. Do not sit with an individual freaking out on it and try to shove it down their throat. You will likely only cause them to aspirate and drown. Yay!

Supposed to be posted 5/28. Oops. 

Late call this morning coming in at 06:15. Headache. She's in so much pain on arrival, moany groany the whole transport, and shuts up as soon as we get her into the runway. She also quieted down a fair bit when I told her I wasn't going to give her drugs.

On the bright side, I had to stay late and do charts, where I got to see a friend of mine. Apparently a female at his other company texted him describing me, saying that she really liked me because I was happy,

Had my first fire standby in my year working for the company tonight. Two dead shipped before we got there. We did rehab for the firefighters. 

Of course, literally everyone that I know from the department was there. "Hi chief, hi chief, hi chief, hi chief, hi lt, hi friend." Holy cow. 

I love standbys because it lets me get up close and personal with the firefighters so they can figure out that I'm not a bad guy. Plus they're cute. Hehe.