Apparently there's a new prank going around telling people to ask Siri about 9/11. 

I swear to god, if I get any calls for one of these idiots heads will roll. 

Stuck at the hospital with the same patient who I took for a UTI a few weeks ago. Sweet lady, asked if she could take me home with her. 

There are worse people to be stuck with. 

Oh, normal sleep schedule, why hast thou forsaken me?

First thing out of the station today, got a trip to a city about three hours today. Get back to the city, first and only call before end of shift was a chick tripping out on PCP.

Future reference\ Milk does not help PCP overdoses. Do not sit with an individual freaking out on it and try to shove it down their throat. You will likely only cause them to aspirate and drown. Yay!