Confessions of an Ambulance Driver

Every single time I go to a nursing home or long-term care facility, the staff have absolutely no idea what happened.

Unwitnessed fall of an elderly lady.

So what's going on today?

"I don't know. I'm not normally here. I'm just watching." 

What happened to stay with the patient? I understand you have things to do, but can't you at least wait five minutes at 2 in the morning so you can tell us what you saw?

Honestly though.